...I get it. You're 30 now. The days of binging on tacos and milkshakes are over. They should have been over after childbirth but I'm so hard headed. Turning down a nice rare ribeye steak is next to impossible. Ice cream and cupcakes are a bad addiction. I imagine that this is kinda how a drug addict may feel about drugs.
After spending this weekend doubled over in pain from eating hot wings from Buffalo's and a thick chocolate shake from Cookout at 2 am, I think I have finally learned my lesson. Did you know you could suffer from constipation and diarrhea at the same time? (lol)
Not to mention, my knees hurt, my back aches, and I'm completely unhappy with my appearance.
I'm going to start treating you better. I promise.